Di Masr

Heya aslaha mesh balad koffar wala balad 3ayza el 7ar2 mayenfa3hash 3’er darb el gezam, heya mogarad balad, men bara fakret a5bar fi nashra fi yom momel we men gowa ‘3aZeema ya masr’ we eshaal men el 5otab el 7amdana we 2a7dan el 7anan el faksana, bas el 7a2ee2a enaha ba2et set 3agouza la2etha fel share3 we karart te3tef 3aleeha laken el 7a2ee2a enak mate3rafhash wala te3raf 3anha 7aga, fi nas 2ablak ye3rafooha laken enta la2, wadetha dar moseneen we sebtaha henak we  neseet, adeek betedfa3 el fatoora kol shahr we te2ool le nafsak ana mabansahash. Yom men el 2ayam el doctor kalemak we 2alak el 7aga ta3bana, eh el far2 maheya tool 3omraha 3ayana wenta mate3rafsh, bas el maradi 2aloolak, we 3ashan gada3 aw 3ayez tesbet nafsak gada3 2omt tert 3aleeha we 2olt “mesh mashy 3’er lama teb2a koweysa”

We fe3lan 2a3adt, 2a3adt sa3a wetnen, bas batareet el mobile mesh mash7oona we law fasal wala hayeb2a fi wi-fi wala 7ata angry birds, kalemt so7abak wa7ed wa7ed la7ad elly redy feehom yeegy geh, 2a3ad yeharag ma3ak nosaya we ba3deen baselak we howa mesta3’rab we sa2alak “heya meen dih?” radet enta bekol seqa we 2olt esmaha, manta 7afez esmaha kowayes, “aywa meen di ya3ny?” bardo sa2al el 3’ateet, bas el marady ma3andaksh 7aga te2olha, “tayeb 3andaha eh?” bardo mate3rafsh, asl enta 2aloolak anaha 3ayana wenta sada2t bas masa2altesh, we fe3lan tel3et 3ayana, waram 5abees we shalo laken da mesh ma3nah ennak mesh 7omar. Fel 2a5er sa7bak zehe2 we 2am, 2alak “teegy ma3aya” 2olt enta bekol 7azm l2, 2olt hatbat ma3aha la7ad el sob7, we sa7bak mafakarsh yes2al leh, hayewga3 dema3’o leh?

Maheya aslaha mesh balad koffar wala balad 3ayza el 7ar2, “Di Masr” we7na… e7na 7afzeen esmaha kowayes, maho 3ala ra2y el nasheed da “esm ma5loo2 lel 5olood” bas ana mesh ha2ool di gomla 7aram 3ashan ba3d phobiet el felool ba2a 3andena phobiet 2e5wan, da 3ady! bas elly yeza3al enaha te2leb phobiet adyaan, we keda keda mesh far2a, zay el 7omar enta 3ereft taree2 el meedan, maba2ash lazem 7ad yesoo2ak 3ala henak, we ya3ny enta hate3mel eh ya 3’alban, manta ben el face lel telfaz 3ayez tefar2a3 nafoo5ak, democrateya we shar3eya, azma ektesadeya we re2asa destoreya, da 3’er yameesh we mosalsalat Ramadan, fein ayam el kamera el 5afeya? Kanet bed3a le-aboya bas taree5 leya, bas ana 2al2an, 5aretat taree2 we ree7et 7okm 3askar da 3’er el 7arb el ahleya, mabeen 5,6,7,3,4 we millionya, welly ye2olak el 2e5wan weslo 3adadhom 34 million fi midaan rab3a el 3adaweya, lol, bas 3al telvizion ye2olak ne7eb ba3d we na7taden ba3d we nerga3 le 7odn masr we shabab el thawra, maho 5elesna men el sawabe3 rasha2na fi 2a7dan katyana, welcome to “Hartalet ba3d el thawra” – Morsi edition, we7na adeena et3awedna 3ala keda… maheya Di Masr!